Wednesday 13 January 2010

Fines



If you're on twitter and wondering what this 'fines' talk is about... work out your fine here:

Smoked Weed - £10
Did Acid - £5
Ever had s * x at church - £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-£40
Had s *x with someone you met on Internet - £25
Had s * x for money - £100
Vandalised something - £20
Had s * x on your parents' bed - £10
Beat up someone - £20
Been jumped - £10
Crossed dressed - £10
Given money to stripper - £25
Been in love with a stripper - £20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know - £0.10
Hit on someone of the same s * x while at work - £15
Ever drive drunk - £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk - £50
Used toys while having s * x - £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - £20
Went skinny dipping - £5
Had s * x in a pool - £20
Kissed someone of the same s * x - £10
Had s * x with someone of the same s * x - £20
Cheated on your significant other - £10
Ma s *urb * ted- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend - £20
Done oral- £5
Got oral- £5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving - £25
Stole something - £10
Made a dirty home video - £15
Had a threesome - £50
Had s * x outdoors - £20
Been in the same room while someone was having s * x - £25
Had s * x with someone over 10 years older - £20
Had s * x with someone under 10 years younger - £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time - £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it - £25
Went streaking - £5
Went streaking in broad daylight - £15
Been arrested - £5
Spent time in jail - £15
Peed in the pool - £0.50
Played spin the bottle - £5
Done something you regret - £20
Had s * x with your best friend - £20
Had s * x with someone you work with - £25
Had or given an * l sex - £80
Lied to your significant other - £5
Lied to your significant about the sex being good - £25

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